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Uplawmoor Hotel - Small hotel conveniently situated between heart of Ayrshire and the city of Glasgow.
Lochside House Hotel - Situated on the banks of Loch Creoch near New Cumnock , a family run hotel catering to the highest standards.
Ardwell - A bed and breakfast hotel in Loudoun Street, Mauchline.
Fenwick Hotel - Details of the accommodation, facilities and attractions.
Bellsbank Country House Hotel - Details of rooms and restaurant. Gallery and contact information.
Bent Farm Cottage - Self catering property lying in open countryside with views to Arran. Room information, availability and contact addresses.
Alt-Na-Craig Guest House - Family run guest house in the quiet village of Hollybush, 5 miles from Ayr. Facilities, room details and local area information.
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