Beautique - Beauty treatment salon. Details of products and services.
Broadband 4 Haddington - The Haddington Local Campaign to promote broadband in the Haddington area and encourage BT to upgrade their exchange.
David Leckie - Pipe major and founder of the Haddington pipe band available to play at special occasions
IAS Water and Gas - A plumbing and heating company. Contact information.
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Haddington Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Haddington
Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Haddington I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
"There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Haddington
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Haddington Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Haddington
Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Haddington Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Haddington
The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Haddington Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Haddington
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Haddington A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Haddington
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Haddington Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Haddington
There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Haddington Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Haddington
What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Haddington Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Haddington
The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Haddington A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Haddington
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Haddington blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Haddington
