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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
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-- Kant, Immanuel A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Colleges and Universities A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
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-- William Faulkner Colleges and Universities
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Colleges and Universities We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Colleges and Universities
blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Colleges and Universities Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Colleges and Universities
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Colleges and Universities If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
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Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
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-- Mark Russell There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Colleges and Universities "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Colleges and Universities Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
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-- Friedrich Nietzsche Colleges and Universities
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Colleges and Universities Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Colleges and Universities
"I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
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-- W. Somerset Maugham Colleges and Universities Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
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The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Colleges and Universities Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
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-- Woody Allen Colleges and Universities
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
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members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Colleges and Universities Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Colleges and Universities
