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Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Religion What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Religion
Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Religion "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Religion
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Religion A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Religion
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Religion Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Religion
Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Religion The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Religion
"Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Religion Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Religion
"Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Religion "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Religion
blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Religion Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem Religion
"Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Religion blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Religion
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Religion The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Religion
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Religion Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Religion
