Bob's Valet Services - Professional mobile valeting service offering interior and exterior cleaning services for cars, homes and businesses. Prices and full contact addresses included.
Cupar Motorcycles - Kawasaki and Suzuki dealer, specialising in used Japanese machines and discount tyres.
Fastrax Motorsports Ltd - Organise rally driving, Honda pilot racing, quad bike trekking and 4x4 driving. Available for corporate events, stag and hen nights, and for gifts.
Lamberts Garage - Leven based Ford dealership selling both new and used cars. Includes a comprehensive used car list.
Mercury Classic Cars - Specialists in the supply of classic cars and spare parts. Provides Company and showroom information, parts and location details.
Ronnie Cowan Specialist Cars. - Marcos sports and performance cars. Provides showroom, location, wanted and contact details.
St Clair Motor Company - Saab dealers located in Kirkcaldy. Showroom, finance, priced stock list and location details are included.
Myers Driving School - Established in 1970, gives a basic overview and contact information.
Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Motoring "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Motoring
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Motoring The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Motoring
If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Motoring "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Motoring
All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Motoring Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Motoring
If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Motoring Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Motoring
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Motoring "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Motoring
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Motoring "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Motoring
We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Motoring "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Motoring
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Motoring It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Motoring
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Motoring You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Motoring
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Motoring In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Motoring
