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Knockhill Racing Circuit - Scotland's national motorsport centre. Includes a diary of events, corporate hospitality and details of special courses available to the public (Requires Flash plug-in).
Carnegie Hall - Theatre in the center of town, includes what's on, how to book, facilities and corporate opportunities pages.
Dunfermline Bahá'ís, - Includes a brief introduction to the faith as well as listing 'Abdu'l-Bahá's "Seven Candles of Unity".
Carnegie Youth Theatre - Details about the company including productions and photographs.
Dunfermline District Pool League - Showing results and tables, plus pictures and contact link, also link to eightball pool league pages.
Dunfermline Fencing Club - Practise times, location and contacts with general fencing information. [requires java]
Bircome Crombie - Public house, offering entertainment and pool, plus a friendly welcome. Contains location map, entertainment details and photographs.
CJ's Premier Pool Club - Plays host to eightball and nineball pool tournaments and can boast of world, European and UK champions in its membership. Also shows links, contact details and related information.
Dalgety Church - Church history, its 800 years links with the community. Dalgety Bay new town and genealogy information.
Twa Acres Hypnotherapy Training Centre - Features course information, schedules, FAQs, and contacts.
Dunfermlineweb - Portal for the locality and the surrounding area.
Crombie Broadband - Providing information and support for the installation of high speed Internet connections in the locality.
Dunfermline Waterpolo Club - Information for current and potential players including fees, honours, fixtures, reports and results. Also has an archive of Scottish Water Polo results and players back to 1900.
East of Scotland Begonia Society - Information and news on the society, articles on many aspects of begonia growing with photographs.
Saint Margaret's Parish Church - Catholic church. Includes contact details, Mass times, parish groups, parish history.
Collective - Nightclub complex with three bars all with a different theme. Lists club information and details of hotel accommodation.
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either. -- Anonymous I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Dunfermline "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with ano "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Dunfermline "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Anonymous "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Dunfermline >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed -- Kate Halverson "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Dunfermline "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels. -- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener. -- Pauline Thomason Dunfermline "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein Dunfermline "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. -- Adlai Stevenson There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Dunfermline History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. -- Napoleon Bonaparte "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw Dunfermline If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. -- Abraham Lincoln If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic. -- Marie Tonkin "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead. -- Winnie the Pooh Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Roland Dunfermline The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have. -- William Hazlitt Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain Dunfermline I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted. -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third Wo It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it. -- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Silence is argument carried out by other means. -- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. -- John Steinbeck Dunfermline "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels. -- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford Dunfermline Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. Wells Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. -- Brendan Hills "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Dunfermline The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov Goodbye, Everybody! -- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. -- David Chambless Dunfermline The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward. -- Patricia Sampson The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?" -- Will Rogers Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. -- Flannery O'Connor All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his. -- Oscar Wilde Dunfermline May you never leave your marriage alive. If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. -- Anonymous Journalism is merely history's first draft. -- Geoffrey C. Ward Dunfermline "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms. -- Albert Einstein The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dunfermline You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist. -- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincoln Dunfermline Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can. -- Frank W. Woolworth "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself. -- Woodrow Wilson The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door. -- Heywood Brown Dunfermline "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. -- Kin Hubbard Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Dunfermline A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity. -- Albert Einstein "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. -- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. -- Oscar Wilde Dunfermline "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld Dunfermline
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