We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Travel and Tourism We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Travel and Tourism
Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Travel and Tourism Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Travel and Tourism
The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Travel and Tourism
We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Travel and Tourism The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Travel and Tourism
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Travel and Tourism
Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Travel and Tourism It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Travel and Tourism
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Travel and Tourism Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Travel and Tourism
Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Travel and Tourism Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Travel and Tourism Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Travel and Tourism
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Travel and Tourism UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Travel and Tourism
"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Travel and Tourism NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Travel and Tourism
