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A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Secondary Schools What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Secondary Schools
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Secondary Schools I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Secondary Schools
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Secondary Schools Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Secondary Schools
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Secondary Schools And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Secondary Schools
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Secondary Schools If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Secondary Schools
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Secondary Schools "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Secondary Schools
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Secondary Schools "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Secondary Schools
"Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Secondary Schools When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Secondary Schools
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Secondary Schools "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Secondary Schools
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Secondary Schools The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Secondary Schools
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Secondary Schools I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Secondary Schools
