Fife Riding Club - A riding club catering for all equestrian sports and activities at all levels.
Glenrothes Aeromodelling Club - Founded in 1961, this model aviation club hosts RC, FF, and CL model activity. Club contacts, photos, field map, and links.
St Margaret's Church - Church in the Woodside precinct. Information on services and community involvement with links to Christian resources.
Glenrothes Target Shooting Club - Offers a range of small-bore and air-weapons shooting disciplines for the competitive shooter or just for enjoyment.
Glenrothes Amateur Musical Association (GAMA) - Fife musical production and concert performing company, with details of personnel, application form, current and past productions, rehearsals and events.
Glenrothes Cricket Club - Information on the committee, fixtures, leaugue tables and general local cricket information.
Alan Guy Photography - Specialise in wedding, commercial and industrial photography.
Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Glenrothes 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Glenrothes
"To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Glenrothes Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Glenrothes
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Glenrothes The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Glenrothes
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Glenrothes Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Glenrothes
"It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Glenrothes Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Glenrothes
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Glenrothes Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Glenrothes
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Glenrothes "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Glenrothes You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Glenrothes
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Glenrothes Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Glenrothes
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer May you never leave your marriage alive. Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Glenrothes Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Glenrothes
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Glenrothes "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Glenrothes
