St Brycedale Surgery - Information on the practice and the services offered. Located in Kirkcaldy.
Mental Health Services In Fife - Support and services that are available for people affected by any form of mental distress.
Fife Health Board - Includes information about health issues in Scotland and in particular in Fife.
Dunfermline Local Healthcare Co-operative - Dunfermline Local Health Care Co-operative (LHCC)aims to show the range of activities that Dunfermline LHCC is involved with to improve care for the people of Dunfermline and Rosyth.
Fife Acute Hospitals NHS Trust - Fife Acute Hospitals NHS Trust was created on 1 April 1999 following the re-organisation of NHS Trusts in Scotland. It was formed by the amalgamation of Kirkcaldy Acute Hospitals NHS Trust and Queen Margaret Hospital NHS Trust.
Fife Primary Care NHS Trust - Fife Primary Care NHS Trust is responsible for primary services, community and inpatient mental health services, child health and a range of other NHS services throughout Fife.
Priory Park Health and Fitness Club - Fully equipped fitness suite, 2 studios featuring 40 classes/week, creche, luxury locker rooms, lounge, beauty suite.
The Bridges Dental Practice - Features details of services and staff, with opening hours and travelling information. Located in South Queensferry.
Postgate Family Dental Practice - Listing appointment details and information on health, infection control, preventive dentistry, x-rays. Full contact details included.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
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-- Anonymous A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Health
Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Health A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Health
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Health Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Health
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Health
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Health Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Health
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Health "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Health
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Health During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health
Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Health Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Health
"For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Health Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Health
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Health "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Health
