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Basement Films - Film society presents a varied menu of European art-house and world cinema. Includes screening schedules and reviews.
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May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne St Andrews Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to St Andrews
"Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) St Andrews "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
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Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) St Andrews The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor St Andrews
I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous St Andrews The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet St Andrews
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) St Andrews "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) St Andrews
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making St Andrews "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) St Andrews
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) St Andrews Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken St Andrews
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song St Andrews If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 St Andrews
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus St Andrews "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh St Andrews
Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 St Andrews Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. St Andrews
"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) St Andrews Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat St Andrews
