East Neuk Accommodation Association - Accommodation in the East Neuk of the ancient 'Kingdom of Fife' in Scotland, only nine miles from St Andrews. Hotels, guest houses and b&b establishments throughout the East Neuk.
Cambo Estate - Victorian mansion house lying at the heart of a 1200 acre estate in one of the most unspoiled areas of Scotland. Near to St Andrews golf links.
The Burgh Lodge - Hostel type accommodation in Falkland, includes details of facilities, prices, location and contact details. A booking form is also available.
Birkhill Castle Fife - Available for private and corporate groups, weddings and special celebrations. Exclusive hire facilities available. Provides room and details and information about special events.
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Accommodation "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Accommodation
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Accommodation "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Accommodation
"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Accommodation "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Accommodation
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Accommodation Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Accommodation
"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Accommodation blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Accommodation May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Accommodation
"Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Accommodation In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Accommodation Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Accommodation
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Accommodation We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Accommodation
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Accommodation Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Accommodation
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Accommodation "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Accommodation
