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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Photography Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Photography
The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Photography Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Photography
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
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may Photography "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
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-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Photography
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Photography "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Photography
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Photography Marriage is a rest period between romances. If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Photography
Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Photography I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Photography
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Photography A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Photography
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Photography Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Photography
"I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Photography Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Photography
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Photography "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Photography
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Photography "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Photography
