The 1999 Glasgow Directory - Using true multimedia, Glasgow can be presented in the three dimensional form that it actually is; detailed architectural interiors can be explored through photo-realistic animation.
The Scotland Guide: Glasgow - An illustrated guide to the history, architecture, the River Clyde and shipbuilding in Glasgow.
Hidden Glasgow - Discover the secret and hidden side of Glasgow through photographs, maps and images.
Weegie Web - Glasgow site that includes historical and current information, photo gallery, quiz and genealogy section.
Short guide to Glasgow - A Glaswegian's honest guide to the City. Tips for visitors, information about people, frequently asked questions.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Travel Guides I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
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Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Travel Guides The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Travel Guides
"I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Travel Guides The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Travel Guides
Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Travel Guides The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Travel Guides
I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Travel Guides There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Travel Guides
What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel Guides My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Travel Guides
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Travel Guides There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Travel Guides
"A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Travel Guides Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Travel Guides
"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Travel Guides "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Travel Guides
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Travel Guides Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Travel Guides
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Travel Guides Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Travel Guides
