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Central Scotland Police - Offers general policing information, advice and support, news updates and a 'Have Your Say' facility.
Dumfries and Galloway Constabulary - Situated in the South West and is the fifth largest police area in the country.
Fife Constabulary - Annual report, news, employment, online feedback section and child safety on the net.
Grampian Police - News and community policing information for the Inverness-shire area.
Lothian and Borders Police - Covers the City of Edinburgh, East Lothian, Midlothian, the Scottish Borders and West Lothian. Information on community policing, crime, road safety and the forensic service.
Strathclyde Police - Latest crime statistics and crime prevention initiatives from this Scottish force.
Tayside Police - Official site includes the latest news and press releases, information on the different divisions and recruitment details.
Northern Constabulary - Police force serving the Highlands and Islands of Scotland. Includes history notes, crime and road accident statistics, and message from Chief Constable.
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose shoulders we stand. -- Gerald Holton "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke Constabularies I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -- Rebecca West, >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin Constabularies I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. -- Nathan Hale "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Constabularies There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. -- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adams Constabularies Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. - Friedrich Nietzsche Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. -- Helen Keller Constabularies The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it. -- John Stuart Mill Never practice two vices at once. -- Tallulah Bankhead "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Constabularies Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -- Sun Tzu Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Constabularies If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get. -- John Watson, University of Canterbury "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice. -- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Constabularies I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful. -- Phyllis McGinley Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the child. -- Anne Sullivan There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. -- Oscar Wilde When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. -- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Constabularies The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. -- Mary Buckley Constabularies A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. -- Elbert Hubbard Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. -- Groucho Marx Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Constabularies "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things. -- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Constabularies "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -- Robert Orben Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it. -- Nick Mirov It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. -- Rogers What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen Constabularies And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. -- Tom Robbins Constabularies Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. -- Oscar W To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. Andre Gide Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin Grow old with me! The best is yet to be! -- Robert Browning Constabularies The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. -- Yiddish Proverb "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than the procreation of children. -- Thornton Wilder Constabularies blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent... -- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported in a contemporary "American Scholar" Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times worse tha Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Constabularies Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. -- H.L. Mencken I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be. -- Richard Mitchell, from Constabularies Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? -- François de La Rouch That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach. -- Aldous Huxley Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Constabularies Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx The older one grows, the more one likes indecency. -- Virginia Woolf Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright Constabularies Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life. -- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. -- Rose Franken You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now. -- Ha All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his. -- Oscar Wilde "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Constabularies Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. -- P. J. O'Rourke I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland Constabularies
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