The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Legislation I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Legislation
"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Legislation I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Legislation
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Legislation The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Legislation
A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Legislation Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Legislation
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz My other wife is beautiful. I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Legislation There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Legislation
Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Legislation I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Legislation
"What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Legislation Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Legislation
It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Legislation We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Legislation
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Legislation Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Legislation
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Legislation Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Legislation
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf May you never leave your marriage alive. Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Legislation "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Legislation
