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I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Health "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Health
Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Health cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Health
"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Health Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Health
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Health Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Health
I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Health The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Health
If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Health The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Health
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Health
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Health "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Health
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Health If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Health
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Health Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Health
It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Health "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Health
