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- Aristotle Recreation and Sports
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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-- Publilius Syrus Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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-- Chekhov Recreation and Sports
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
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-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
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-- Sigmund Freud I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
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Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
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-- James Thurber The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Recreation and Sports
In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
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-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Recreation and Sports
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-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Recreation and Sports
Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
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Every child is born a genius.
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-- Wilson Mizner Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Recreation and Sports
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