Cairngorm Weather Station - Automatic Weather Station on Cairngorm summit operated by Heriot Watt University. Includes a web cam of the view from the summit.
Strathspey Weather - Data and statistics from Cromdale, Moray, with webcams and wildlife photographs.
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Weather "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Weather
"Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Weather Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Weather
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Weather "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Weather
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Weather "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Weather
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Weather Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Weather
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Weather True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Weather
We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Weather There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Weather
"Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Weather A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Weather
Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Weather "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Weather
Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Weather blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Weather
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Weather Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Weather
