Mallaig Heritage Centre - History and tourist information about Mallaig and West Lochaber in the Scottish West Highlands.
Castle Tioram - Plans to conserve this building in Moidart on the west coast.
The Island of Eigg - This hebridean island is 10 miles offshore the west coast of Scotland, due west of Mallaig. The site is a virtual guide to all things relating to the island.
The West Highland Way - The official website for the West Highland Way in Scotland. From Milngavie to Fort William.
Bliss Therapies - Holistic practitioner offering services which include massage, Reiki, aromatherapy, sports injury therapy and Indian Head Massage. Based in Banavie near Fort William.
Nevis Radio - Providing entertainment and information to Lochaber 24 hours a day.
The Sound of Arisaig Marine SAC - Conservation area of the Sound of Arisaig in the Highlands of Scotland, the habitat and its endangered species, and details of the area management and the Natura 2000 scheme.
Guide to Fort William & Lochaber. - An area guide to this scenic part of the West Highlands of Scotland. It provides information about where to stay, where to eat and what to see and do.
Camemora Videos - Produces scenic tapes of romantic and historic places.
Lochaber Photo Galleries - Photographs of local landscapes which include written information relating to each gallery.
Lochaber Photo Galleries - Photographs of Scottish West Highland landscapes which include written information relating to each gallery.
Lochaber Mountain Access Group - Group dedicated to the safe and free access to the local mountains, from Glencoe to Ben Nevis. Lists the groups background and the issues surrounding its formation.
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Lochaber The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Lochaber
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Lochaber History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Lochaber
It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Lochaber More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Lochaber
Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Lochaber You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Lochaber
"Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Lochaber My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lochaber
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Lochaber Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Lochaber
The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Lochaber To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Lochaber
I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Lochaber Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Lochaber
Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Lochaber Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Lochaber
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Lochaber I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Lochaber
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lochaber The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows Lochaber
