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Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
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- Mel Brooks Travel and Tourism The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Travel and Tourism
To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
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-- Jean Jacques Rousseau When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
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-- John Barrymore - last words A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Travel and Tourism Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
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-- Colin Powell We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Travel and Tourism
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
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Andre Gide Travel and Tourism
"Think off-center." (George Carlin) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
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-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Travel and Tourism An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
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- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Travel and Tourism
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
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-- Albert Einstein Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
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-- Sydney Smith Travel and Tourism "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
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-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
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-- Robert Francis Kennedy Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
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-- Calvin Travel and Tourism
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
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-- John Stuart Mill Travel and Tourism Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
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What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
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-- Bob Edwards Travel and Tourism Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Travel and Tourism
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
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cr Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Travel and Tourism I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
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- Antoine de Saint Exupery Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
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Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
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-- Rebecca West, There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
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- Albert Einstein Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
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-- Jeff Raskin Travel and Tourism Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
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-- D. H. Lawrence "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Travel and Tourism
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Travel and Tourism Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
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-- Unknown author, Levitating T "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Travel and Tourism
