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Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Dingwall I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Dingwall
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Dingwall A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Dingwall
A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dingwall "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Dingwall
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Dingwall Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Dingwall
All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Marriage is a rest period between romances. Dingwall When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Dingwall
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Dingwall "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Dingwall
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Dingwall If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Dingwall
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Dingwall "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Dingwall
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Dingwall We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Dingwall
"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Dingwall It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Dingwall
Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Dingwall Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Dingwall
