Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Recreation and Sports "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
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-- Socrates "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Recreation and Sports
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
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-- Honore de Balzac Recreation and Sports My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Recreation and Sports
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Recreation and Sports
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sports A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Recreation and Sports Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Recreation and Sports
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Recreation and Sports I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Recreation and Sports
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Recreation and Sports For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Recreation and Sports
The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Recreation and Sports Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Recreation and Sports
The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Recreation and Sports
"The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Recreation and Sports I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Recreation and Sports
