"Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Travel and Tourism We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Travel and Tourism
I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
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-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Travel and Tourism Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
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-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
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disg Travel and Tourism Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
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-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Travel and Tourism
Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Travel and Tourism The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
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-- George Bernard Shaw "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Travel and Tourism
"A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Travel and Tourism Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Travel and Tourism
Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
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back with ano Travel and Tourism Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Travel and Tourism
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
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-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Travel and Tourism To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Travel and Tourism
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
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-- Charlie Chaplin Travel and Tourism I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Travel and Tourism
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Travel and Tourism "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Travel and Tourism "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Travel and Tourism
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
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-- Fred Allen We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
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-- Abraham Lincoln I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
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