I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
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-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
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-- Socrates Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
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-- Lucille Ball Travel and Tourism A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
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-- Carol Burnett Travel and Tourism "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Travel and Tourism
"To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Travel and Tourism "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
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-- Oscar Wilde Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Travel and Tourism
"Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
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-- Benjamin Disraeli "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
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-- Alfred Hitchcock Travel and Tourism "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
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-- John Kenneth Galbraith "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Travel and Tourism
Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
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-- Mark Twain There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
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inex Travel and Tourism The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
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-- G. K. Chesterton A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
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The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
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-- Mark Twain The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
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-- Benjamin Disraeli "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Travel and Tourism
Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Travel and Tourism There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
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-- Guy Almes When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
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Uncl If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Travel and Tourism
They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
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-- Fred Astaire Travel and Tourism Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
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-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Travel and Tourism
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
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- George Bernard Shaw A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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-- Elbert Hubbard Travel and Tourism You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
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-- Ovid Travel and Tourism
