Archiestown Hotel - Sporting hotel with an interesting mix of creature comforts and antique curios.
Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Accommodation If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Accommodation
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Accommodation You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Accommodation
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Accommodation And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Accommodation
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Accommodation Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Accommodation
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Accommodation The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Accommodation
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Accommodation Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Accommodation
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Accommodation Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Accommodation
What's new? Most of my wife. Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Accommodation Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Accommodation
"I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Accommodation Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Accommodation
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Accommodation A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz Accommodation
A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Accommodation Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Accommodation
