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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Carron Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Carron
"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Carron I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Carron
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Carron Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Carron
The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Carron Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Carron
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Carron "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Carron
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Carron A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Carron
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Carron All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Carron
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Carron "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Carron
Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Carron Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Carron
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Carron I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Carron
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Carron If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Carron
