Ann Higgins Kilt Maker - Kilt maker catering to the local and mail order market for kilts, highland wear and accessories.
Dufftown Highland Games - Sports, pipe bands, highland dancing - in the heart of Scotland's malt whisky country.
Dufftown Community Web - Local information, including tourism, history, and the malt whisky trail.
Glenfiddich Distillery - Produces single malt Speyside whisky. Details of the products, the distillery, the visitor centre, and the shop.
Joseph Brown & Sons - Site of wooden vat builders and suppliers with company information and product pictures.
"The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Dufftown "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Dufftown
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Dufftown It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Dufftown
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Dufftown A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Dufftown
blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Dufftown That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Dufftown
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Dufftown Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Dufftown
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dufftown "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Dufftown
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Dufftown Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Dufftown
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Dufftown "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Dufftown
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Dufftown Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Dufftown
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Dufftown "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Dufftown
I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Dufftown Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Dufftown
