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-- Bob Edwards Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Travel and Tourism One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Travel and Tourism
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
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-- Orison Swett Marden Travel and Tourism I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
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-- Wil Shriner Travel and Tourism
I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Travel and Tourism Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Travel and Tourism
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Travel and Tourism I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Only the little people pay taxes.
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-- George Benard Shaw Travel and Tourism
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
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forever, Travel and Tourism Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Travel and Tourism
I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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-- Gandhi Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
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-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
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-- H.L. Mencken Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
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- Carl Gustav Jung The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
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really There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
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-- Johann Sebastian Bach Travel and Tourism
"I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Travel and Tourism The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
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-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Travel and Tourism
We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
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-- Ralph Mars Travel and Tourism "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Travel and Tourism
Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Drink to me.
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-- Anon. Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
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-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Travel and Tourism The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Travel and Tourism
