Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Travel and Tourism This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Travel and Tourism
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Travel and Tourism If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Travel and Tourism "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Travel and Tourism
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Travel and Tourism
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Travel and Tourism What's new? Most of my wife. "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Travel and Tourism
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Travel and Tourism What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Travel and Tourism
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Travel and Tourism I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Travel and Tourism
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Travel and Tourism Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Travel and Tourism
"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Travel and Tourism I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Travel and Tourism "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Travel and Tourism
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Travel and Tourism Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Travel and Tourism
