Moray Association for Mental Health - Association to provide a social and supportive function to people in Moray with mental health problems. Information on services and workshops.
Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Health I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Health
"College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Health We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Health
Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Health In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Health
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Health "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Health
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Health If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Health
Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Health The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Health I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Health
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Health Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Health
"It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Health The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Health
"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Health I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Health
"I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Health That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Health
