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Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Keith Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Keith
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Keith "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Keith
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Keith "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Keith
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Keith Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Keith
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Keith The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Keith
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Keith The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Keith
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Keith A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Keith
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Keith Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Keith
When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Keith "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Keith
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Keith "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Keith
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Keith Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Keith
