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Fleetwoods Marine Engineering - Marine and industrial engineers who manufacture sterngear, carry out marine diesel repairs and offer a parts service.
Lossiemouth Folk Club Festival - Folk music festival and folk club information.
Medal Mounting by Sew Special - Miniatures and full size medals remounting service. Also sole suppliers of RAF Lossiemouth Tartan.
Lossie Fowk - Site to allow Lossiemouth ex-pats from around the world to keep in touch.
Golf Dedication Centre - Offering golfing and social amenities for the enthusiast. Listing practice, tuition and shopping facilities.
RAF Lossiemouth RUFC - An unofficial web site with news, results, fixtures and statistics. The club play in the Scotland National League Division 5 North.
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Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda Give the people not hell, but hope and courage. -- John Murray Lossiemouth When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Silence is argument carried out by other means. -- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Lossiemouth Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior. -- Confucius Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -- Judith Viorst There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has come. -- Victor Hugo The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -- Brian Pickrell Lossiemouth You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist. -- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. - Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Lossiemouth "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Lossiemouth "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Now comes the mystery. -- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Lossiemouth "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. -- Anonymous "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." 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I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. -- Helen Keller To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live. -- H Lossiemouth Conceit causes more conversation than wit. -- LaRouchefoucauld The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. -- Shirley MacLaine "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Lossiemouth Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Louis Berlioz "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Lossiemouth "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Lossiemouth "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle Lossiemouth She felt in italics and thought in capitals. -- Henry James "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Lossiemouth
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