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He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Accommodation Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Accommodation
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Accommodation Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Accommodation
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Accommodation If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Accommodation
"The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Accommodation In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Accommodation
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Accommodation Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Accommodation
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Accommodation Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Accommodation
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Accommodation I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Accommodation
You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Accommodation "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Accommodation
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Accommodation What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Accommodation
"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Accommodation ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Accommodation
A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
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Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Accommodation The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince The first duty of love is to listen.
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