I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Rothiemay When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Rothiemay
"If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Rothiemay In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Rothiemay
When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Rothiemay The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Rothiemay
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Rothiemay Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Rothiemay
blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Rothiemay >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Rothiemay
Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Rothiemay Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Rothiemay
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Rothiemay Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Rothiemay
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Rothiemay Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Rothiemay
In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Rothiemay In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Rothiemay
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Rothiemay If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Rothiemay
Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Rothiemay "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Rothiemay
