Gordon Hotel - Situated in the village square. details of the accommodation and facilities.
Tomintoul and Glenlivet - Holiday accommodation based on the Glenlivet estate with self catering cottages, hotels and farmhouse bed and breakfast.
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Accommodation Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Accommodation
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Accommodation Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Accommodation
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Accommodation "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Accommodation
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Accommodation A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Accommodation
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Accommodation They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Accommodation
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Accommodation "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Accommodation
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Accommodation Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Accommodation
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Accommodation Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Accommodation
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Accommodation Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Accommodation
"Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Accommodation I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Accommodation
Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J Accommodation A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Accommodation
