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Horizon Hotel - Contains many photographs of the hotel and the local area. Includes tariff information, contact details, and a booking facility.

Balvonie Hotel and Conference Centre - A picturesque holiday, hotel and conference centre 40 miles from Glasgow in Upper Skelmorlie, Balvonie is a convenient, well equipped, and peaceful venue on the Scottish Coast.

Blair Estate - Historic mansion house offering self-catering, and catered accommodation. Details of the location and facilities.

Kelburn Castle - Home of the Earls of Glasgow in a commanding position, beside a glen and waterfall, half a mile from the sea, overlooking the islands of the Firth of Clyde in Fairlie, near Largs.

The Heywood Hotel - Prestigious family owned hotel in Skelmorlie on the west coast of Scotland near Greenock.

Loudoun Mains - Holiday cottage accommodation with country club. Includes details of the facilities available.

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