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North Lanarkshire Council - Fourth largest Scottish local authority, located in Central Scotland - mid-way between Edinburgh and Glasgow.
Coltness High School - Secondary school. Lists computing courses and information, heads comments and news.
Cumbernauld and Kilsyth Photographic Society - Provides programme of meetings, location map, picture galleries, and competition league tables.
Kilsyth Community Council - Contains information about the history of this Burgh. Listing community information, tourism and heritage, environment, genealogy, business, and international connections.
Cumbernauld Music Centre Trust - The trust provides music tuition in piano, keyboard, clarinet, saxophone, flute, guitar and other instruments to people of all ages and abilities.
icLanarkshire - News, sport and features. Also has an online entertainment guide to cinema, pubs, clubs and events as well as a business directory with maps and directions.
LogintoLearn - Promoting education within the area. Details of the courses available and how to enrol.
Gateway to Monklands - A one-stop site for all you need to know about Airdrie, Coatbridge and the surrounding villages.
Craigmarloch Community Council - Provides community information including business, recreation and transport details.
Stepps Online - Community information, facts and figures about the village. Includes council services, bus timetables and NHS details.
John Roger's Memorial Foundation - Established for charitable purposes to relieve poverty, sickness, distress and advance education. Provides background information to the organization and contact addresses.
Cumbernauld Theatre - Productions, what's on, box office, news, technical information and access details.
Craigmarloch Community Council - Provides community information including business, recreation and transport details.
"When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something different. -- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- George Benard Shaw Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management. -- Senator Soaper North Lanarkshire "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything. -- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on tormenting the generations to come. -- Montesquieu North Lanarkshire The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon. Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility. -- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. -- Aldous Huxley Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Louis Berlioz North Lanarkshire "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -- Dorothy Parker Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe- inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect i North Lanarkshire And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be. -- Grandma Moses Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. -- Arthur C. Clarke "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards. -- Anatole France North Lanarkshire Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. -- George Bernard Shaw Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. -- Joan Crawford North Lanarkshire Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) North Lanarkshire "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. -- Aldous Huxley NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 North Lanarkshire America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's exciting to have a real crisis on your hands. -- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation. -- Peter North Lanarkshire Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -- John F. Kennedy Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol Burnett There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true. -- Neils Bohr North Lanarkshire I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work. -- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. -- Niels Bohr Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases. -- Anonymous The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back on at We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa North Lanarkshire "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) North Lanarkshire Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. -- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleason Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. -- G. K. Chesterton Every calling is great when greatly pursued. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward North Lanarkshire "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours. -- Benjamin Disraeli North Lanarkshire Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. -- Isadora Duncan "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare North Lanarkshire An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. -- Alfred A. Knopf Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. -- Oliver Herford It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear. -- Henry David Thoreau North Lanarkshire We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. -- Seneca We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what may Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. North Lanarkshire When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home. -- Betty Bender Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. -- Fred Allen North Lanarkshire "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. -- Oscar Wilde "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) North Lanarkshire The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. - George Bernard Shaw "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry North Lanarkshire Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. -- William Shakespeare, Henry IV In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon. -- Giraudoux North Lanarkshire We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. -- William Shakespeare, Henry IV "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) North Lanarkshire
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