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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Airdrie "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Airdrie
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Airdrie I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Airdrie
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Airdrie The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Airdrie
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Airdrie Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Airdrie
You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Airdrie "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Airdrie
The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Airdrie When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Airdrie
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Airdrie Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Airdrie
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Airdrie "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Airdrie
The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Airdrie "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Airdrie
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Airdrie "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Airdrie
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Airdrie Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Airdrie
