Orkney Rugby Football Club - Scotland's most northerly National League Club, playing in National Division 5.
North Ronaldsay Bird Observatory - North Ronaldsay lies at the northeastern extremity of Orkney. It is well-known as one of the best birdwatching sites in the country.
Orkney Sailing Club - Provides racing and training by qualified instructors.
Stromness Golf Club - One of the most northerly clubs in Scotland. Site contains photos & details about the club.
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