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JP Shearer - Offers a self catering property sleeping 4 persons. Details of the accommodation, local area, contact e-mail address and personal information about the owner are included.

The Orkney Croft - Green holidays on the Island of Hoy.

Orkney Island Lodges - Listing information for the Auld Smokehoose and The Scapa Lodge. Facilities and photographs included.

Outbrecks Cottages - Offering single storey, holiday cottage accommodation. Local and cottage information, terms, entry/exit times and payment conditions.

Stairwaddie Croft - Self catering cottage on small(2 acre)holding situated in peaceful rural surroundings just over a mile north east from the historic town of Stromness.

Noust 1, 2 and 3 - Ideally situated in the picturesque village of St Margaret's Hope, one of these two flats or the adjoining house will make the perfect base for your holiday.

Orkney Caravan Holiday - Modern mobile homes fully equipped and linen provided, near village,hotel,fossil museum and on a bus route, lovely sea views.

Qyuoydale Farm - Situated on the island of Hoy. Local attractions, island tours, interpretation centre, accommodation details, tariffs and guestbook details are included.

Bis Geos Hostel and Cottages - A bothy style 16-bed hostel for backpackers, and two self-catering cottages, set high on the cliffs of Westray, looking south to the mainland of Orkney.

Stromness Cottage - Situated at the north end of the town, with views over Scapa Flow. Includes photographs and contact details.

Orkney Self Catering - Two storey Victorian house in the heart of Kirkwall sleeping 7 persons. Location, costs, availability chart and room information included.

New Holland Organic Farm - Converted farm bothy offering holiday letting for two people. Room information, facilities, prices and special offer details are included.

Little Bu - Holiday chalet close to Viking remains, scuba diving Scapa Flow, and fishing or bird watching. Listing general information, maps, price list and picture gallery.

Midhouse Self-Catering Cottages - Two farmhouse cottages, one with an STB four crown "commended" rating, located along the shore of Scapa Flow.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. -- John Ciardi You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in. -- Anon. Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom. -- Albert Einstein Self-catering Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title. -- Virginia Woolf In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Self-catering In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET? -- Michael Meissner "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Self-catering "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. -- Anonymous Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Self-catering "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. -- General Douglas MacArthur The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate men. -- Henry B. Adams Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something different. -- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Self-catering The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it ha Self-catering The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. -- George Bernard Shaw Remember your dreams. -- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach Self-catering "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health food makes me sick. -- Calvin Trillin Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki Self-catering I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. -- Richard Strauss, on conducting Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the neighborhood. -- Maya Angelou Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art. -- Tom Stoppard I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. -- Mae West Self-catering "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one. -- Ellen Hubbard Self-catering When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that. -- Bill Parcels, New Engla Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to. -- Mark Twain "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. -- Cecilia Egan Self-catering I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Self-catering If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machi Work expands to fill the time available. -- PARKINSON'S LAW University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. -- Henry Kissinger Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. -- Anonymous Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery Self-catering "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. -- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes. -- Prince Self-catering Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. -- Bertrand Russell For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. -- Rainer Maria Ril A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother. -- Friedrich Nietzsche "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Self-catering We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be. -- Betty Shabazz The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. -- Margo Kaufman Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr Self-catering "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement. -- Cousin Woodman LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Self-catering Give the people not hell, but hope and courage. -- John Murray None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it. -- Herman Melville Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Self-catering In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. -- John Adams "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well. -- Rene Descartes A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. -- Gloria Steinem Self-catering A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson If you can't convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S. Truman "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Self-catering What is the answer? In that case, what is the question? -- Gertrude Stein, dying words A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhauer "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Self-catering ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. -- Groucho Marx Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations Self-catering
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