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Hotel Site Design - Web site design and promotion specialising in hotels, guest houses, bed and breakfasts and self catering accommodation in the UK.
RD Serv - Remote data services providing a complete IT service covering the whole of Scotland.
Perthshire Web Site Designers - Design and Internet marketing. Listing design, search engine and marketing information. Details of hardware support and contact addresses included.
Breeze Media - Agency specialising in web design, corporate presentations and content management. Services, portfolio and contact details provided.
Webxel - Locally based web site design and hosting company. Profile, services and portfolio.
Perth Web Solutions - Web design company. Describes the company and its services.
Direct Design - Site design, online training by e-mail, and search engine placement for small to medium businesses.
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(William Blake) Computers and Internet The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. -- Nicholas Murray Butler "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent... -- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported in a contemporary "American Scholar" Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry Marry in haste, repent in leisure. -- Tilney Computers and Internet "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. -- Clifton Fadiman Computers and Internet Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Louis Berlioz He who awaits much can expect little. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -- Mark Twain I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow. -- Charles Brower Computers and Internet The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Computers and Internet "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--- -- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. -- Anonymous Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist. -- Thomas Carlyle Computers and Internet I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day. -- Vincent Van Gogh "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock Computers and Internet There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. -- Guy Almes Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Live truth instead of professing it. -- Elbert Hubbard Computers and Internet The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger Goodbye, Everybody! -- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. -- Will Rogers Computers and Internet We love because it's the only true adventure. -- Nikki Giovanni Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock. -- Ben Hecht Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The- Box. -- Wil Shriner When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. -- Nigerian Proverb blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Computers and Internet Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ign Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.' -- Bierce, A Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Computers and Internet The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one. -- Ellen Hubbard When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. -- Cynthia H "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. -- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -- Ambrose Bierce "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Computers and Internet The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. -- G. K. Chesterton The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. -- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -- Thomas Dewar "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings Computers and Internet To teach is to learn twice. -- Joseph Joubert To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -- Oscar Wilde I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been. -- Wayne Gretzky Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. -- Sydney Smith Computers and Internet Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat soiled or torn? I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. -- Virginia Woolf Computers and Internet "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland What luck for the rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler What's another word for "Thesaurus?" -- Steven Wright Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability. Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Computers and Internet "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Computers and Internet We love because it's the only true adventure. -- Nikki Giovanni The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. -- Niccolo Machiavelli Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Computers and Internet "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God. -- Herbert Westren Turnbull "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Computers and Internet
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