Glencall - Providing a variety of services and items from jewellery to pillar boxes. Orders from outside UK taken.
J and A McCallum - Award-winning Auchterarder butcher's site with recipes, order forms and serving ideas.
Killin Gallery - Small shop in the village of Killin, set amongst the mountains, rivers and lochs.
Margaret Thomson - Hand crafted Scottish designer knitwear. Wedding and christening shawls, kilt hose, handknitted sweaters and cardigans. Based in Dunkeld.
The Green Welly Stop - Located in Tyndrum with petrol, restaurant and shop. Sales of outdoor clothing, whisky, food and fuel.
Kinross Sunday Market - A large, traditional market, information for customers and traders.
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