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Visit Dunkeld - Tourist guide for the locality.
Robert Menzies - Specialty shop offering regional delicacies such as cheeses, pastas, and olive oils.
Birnam Wood House - A guest house Situated in Birnam on the outskirts of the historic cathedral town.
Letter Farm - Farmhouse offering bed and breakfast close to many tourist attractions; three bedrooms, all non smoking; large comfortable lounge. Listing family and location information, lounge and bedroom details.
Dunkeld Cathedral - Historical notes, information about the parish, church activities, organisations, and events, with map.
Royal Dunkeld Hotel - Former coaching inn. Includes description of the accommodation and restaurant, with tariff, special offers, and history.
Little Puddockwells - Information on location, things to do, prices and contact details.
The Bridge - Room information, tariffs, activities and location for this Scottish Tourist Board 4 Star bed and breakfast establishment.
A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wiser today than he was yesterday. -- Alexander Pope Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. -- Abraham Lincoln In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls. -- Lenny Bruce It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position. -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Dunkeld Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe- inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect i "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" 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He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I didn' When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. -- Steven Wright Dunkeld Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. -- Thomas Dewar "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -- George Bernard Shaw Dunkeld Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones. -- Phillip Brooks There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home. -- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes. -- Elbert Hubbard Television: A medium. 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I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and grie Dunkeld "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dunkeld When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncl I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. -- Oscar Wilde Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. -- Yiddish Proverb Dunkeld We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. -- Aesop Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Dunkeld His ignorance is encyclopedic - Abba Eban Choose a wife by your ear than your eye. -- Thomas Fuller, 1732 As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Dunkeld My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. -- Vladimir Nabokov When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't have done. -- Malcolm Forbes "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Dunkeld The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. -- Cicero He that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fuller, M.D. All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. -- Anonymous Hell is a half-filled auditorium. -- Robert Frost "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Dunkeld Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability. Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Dunkeld "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise. -- George Santayana Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness. -- M. Hirschfield It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear. -- Henry David Thoreau You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Dunkeld Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Dunkeld "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencken Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Dunkeld When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance." -- Anon. True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery. -- Victor Hugo I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard Dunkeld "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. -- Abraham Lincoln Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. -- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H. H. Munro (Saki) Dunkeld The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. -- Oscar Wilde Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. -- Norman R. Augustine Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. -- H. Jackson Brown Dunkeld
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