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"A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Recreation and Sports Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Recreation and Sports
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Recreation and Sports "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Recreation and Sports
"One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Recreation and Sports "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Recreation and Sports
"Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Recreation and Sports There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Recreation and Sports
"If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Recreation and Sports "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Recreation and Sports
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Recreation and Sports "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Recreation and Sports
A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Recreation and Sports
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Recreation and Sports "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
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- Moses Hadas in a review Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Recreation and Sports It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Recreation and Sports
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Recreation and Sports Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Recreation and Sports
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Recreation and Sports Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
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