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That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Travel and Tourism Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Travel and Tourism
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-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Travel and Tourism The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Travel and Tourism
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Travel and Tourism Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Travel and Tourism
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Travel and Tourism I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Travel and Tourism
No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Travel and Tourism Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Travel and Tourism
"The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Travel and Tourism Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Travel and Tourism
"One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Travel and Tourism Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Travel and Tourism
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Travel and Tourism
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Travel and Tourism Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Travel and Tourism
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Travel and Tourism
