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Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Weather Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Weather
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Weather He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cćsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Weather
True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Weather A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Weather
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Weather A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Weather
Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Weather When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Weather
"A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Weather Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Weather
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Weather If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u Weather
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Weather I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Weather
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Weather It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Weather
The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Weather I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Weather
blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Weather Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Weather
