Burnside Apartments - Burnside is Pitlochry's first apartment hotel, founded in 1990.
Woodburn - A warm, friendly bed and breakfast set in a quiet part of Pitlochry. Also available is a self-catering two bedroomed flat.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Accommodation The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Accommodation
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Accommodation If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Accommodation
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Accommodation A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Accommodation
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Accommodation I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Accommodation
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Accommodation Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Accommodation
"Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Accommodation Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Accommodation
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Accommodation Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Accommodation
Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Accommodation Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Accommodation
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Accommodation The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Accommodation
Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Accommodation We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Accommodation The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Accommodation
