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The Scottish Countryside Alliance - Promotes the interests of rural people, including all field sports (hunting, shooting, fishing, falconry, ferreting, coursing, stalking), sensible wildlife management, and wider countryside concerns (such as jobs, landscapes and freedoms) by representing these interests in the media, in Parliament, in schools and throughout Scotland. Site offers online 'Heather Route' newsletter, campaign and media center information.
Scottish Gamekeepers Association - Professional body representing Scotland's wildlife managers. Information about their work and aims, news, online magazine, politics and discussion forum.
Scottish Association for Country Sports - Promotes and protects the future of Scottish country sports, the environment on which they depend, and the people involved with their management, conservation or service. Information on their handbook, game fairs, regional events, insurance coverage and membership.
Scottish Anglers National Association (SANA) - The governing body for the sport of game fishing in Scotland. Online handbook and extensive information about competitions, venues, news and membership information.
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