Thirlestane Castle Horse Trials - International championship eventing in the Scottish Borders. Listing 2001 results and course information; trials history, trade-stands and advertising and venue details.
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-- G. K. Chesterton Equestrian
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With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Equestrian
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
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A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
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I worship the quicksand he walks in.
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does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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